
Mr.Tickle'sarmsweresuddenlynotextraordinarilylong.Theywereextraordinarilyordinary!That'snotFAIR!hecried.You'vespoiledmyFUN!Itmighthavebeenfunforyou,remarkedMr.Happy.Butitwasn'tmuchfunforanybodyelse.Co

But.Justasshewasabouttodothedreadfuldeed,somethinghappened.TWEAK!Somebodytweakedhernose!Somebodyshecouldn'tseetweakedhernose!Somebodyinvisible!Iwoulderwho?Ouch!criedLittleMissNaughty.And,droppingthepa

IttooknotimeatallforLittleMissSomersaulttoclimbontoMr.Uppity'sroof.Thatwaseasy,shesaid,asshebalancedonachimneypot.Thenshelookeddownattheground,farbelowher.Thatwasthelastthingsheshouldhavedone.LittleMi

Saturdaymorningcame.Andwent.Saturdaylunchtimecame.Andwent.LittleMissShyjustcouldn'teatathing.Oneo'clockintheafternooncame,andwent.Twoo'clockintheafternooncame,andwent.Andthenthreeo'clock,thepartytime,

LittleMssSplendidstoodonthepavement,andheldupherhand.Taxi!sheannouncedinaloudimportantvoice.Ataxistopped.Takemehome,sheordered,andwenttogetin,butofcourseshecouldn't.Hernewhatwasmuchtoolargetoliftthrou

EverydayMr.StrongwenttoHomeFarmtobuysomeeggs.Helikeseggs.Lotsofthem.Thatdayhewaswalkinghomeacrossthefarmyardwhenheheardaverytinysqueak.Hestopped.Thereitwasagain.Roundthecorner.Helookedroundthecorneran

Let'splaySimonSays...shecried.SimonSays...Putyourfeetintheair!

LittleMissTroublejusthappenedtobepassingandhadseeneverything.Andwhatshehadseenandheardhadgivenheranidea.Averynaughtyidea!Shegrinnedamischievousgrin.Hey,comehereeverybody,comeandseethis!sheshoutedatthe

That'sright.Mr.Happy!Hello,criedMr.Clever.I'mTheCleverestPersonInTheWorld!Ohgood,saidMr.Happy.thenyoumustbecleverenoughtomakeupareallygoodjoketotellme.Helaughed.Jokesmakemehappy,heexplained.

There'sasheeplooseinthelane!There'sasheeplooseinthelane!MrForgetfulrepeatedthemessageoverandovertohimself.There'sasheeplooseinthelane!

However,eventually,somehoworother,theymanagedtogettheboatouttosea.

So,MrSlowgothimselfajobmakingwoollyscarves.But,bythetimehe'dfinishedmakingthescarves,itwasn'texactlytherightsortofweathertobesellingscarves!Phew!

Comeon,saidMrDaydreamtoJack.let'sgoandexplore.Soofftheyset,pushingtheirwaythroughthejungle.Suddenly,inthemiddleoftheclearing,theysawanelephant.Hello,MrDaydream,trunpetedtheelephantdownitstrunk.Wouldyo

Goodmorning,children,saidtheteacher.Ihaveaverydifficultsumforyoutodotoday.Itwilltakeyoumostofthemorningtoworkouttheanswer.Andhewrotethesumontheblackboard.

CAN'THEARYOU,thunderedthegrocer.NEXTPLEASE!CAN'THEARYOU,bellowedthegreengrocer.NEXTPLEASE!CAN'THEARYOU,roaredthemilkman.NEXTPLEASE!CAN'THEARYOU,boomedthebutcher.NEXTPLEASE!Ohdear!PoorMr.Quietwenthomea